When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage
Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere
me: just gettin some gum like
Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one.
Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
How to cover up tattoos!
- use a red lipstick covering the outlines
- pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
- pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
- use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.VIDEO TUTORIAL:
we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!
Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’.
Also good for hickeys
This just seems useful for any purpose so here you go
according to my calculations