radzed:

this guy fieri cake is slowly destroying my life

radzed:

this guy fieri cake is slowly destroying my life

yungbeysus:

i love how gatorade doesn’t actually ever get referred to by it’s actual flavors

it’s like

"red"
"blue"
"yellow"
"the other blue one"

charmancler:

*points at mirror* who’s this asshole

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

  • Frankie:omg Zach
  • Zach:omg Frankie I wanna fuck you (I'm straight though)
  • Derrick:I'm a cop
  • Brittany:Ditto
  • Joey:*gets evicted*
  • Caleb:Amber ily
  • Amber:ew wtf Caleb
  • Devin:*accuses everyone*
  • Victoria:*does nothing*
  • Cody:Amber ily I'll admire from afar
  • Hayden:aye Nicole
  • Nicole:aye Hayden
  • Christine:hell yeah alliances!
  • Paola:*on the block*
  • Jocasta:you can't touch me I have Jesus
  • Donny:I came out here to have a good time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now

doctordonna10:

qthewetsprocket:

dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

bitchcoven:

Primadonna Girl, yeah…image