this guy fieri cake is slowly destroying my life
i love how gatorade doesn’t actually ever get referred to by it’s actual flavors
"the other blue one"
*points at mirror* who’s this asshole
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
- Frankie:omg Zach
- Zach:omg Frankie I wanna fuck you (I'm straight though)
- Derrick:I'm a cop
- Joey:*gets evicted*
- Caleb:Amber ily
- Amber:ew wtf Caleb
- Devin:*accuses everyone*
- Victoria:*does nothing*
- Cody:Amber ily I'll admire from afar
- Hayden:aye Nicole
- Nicole:aye Hayden
- Christine:hell yeah alliances!
- Paola:*on the block*
- Jocasta:you can't touch me I have Jesus
- Donny:I came out here to have a good time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now
Primadonna Girl, yeah…